There is no doubt there, sewers are gross. They smell bad and they are dirty; not to mention how it makes my chain shirt rust. It takes me forever to oil it back to look good. It also makes my hair all gross and I have to wash it multiple times just to make myself pretty again. Even though I hate them, I am trying to make a name for myself as an adventurer so I took a job to help a nice man in the Harbor. He wanted his sewer cleared of those kobold creatures.
I had my good childhood friend help me out, [name]. He's one of those little people, the Dwarfs, but he makes me laugh and is good in a fight. We started it off and climbed down a rope into the sewer. I was happy because there was little sewer water to begin with and we made our way through the dark tunnels in search of the source.
Then I saw want I didn't want to. A large, deep pool of water that we had to swim through. If that wasn't bad enough, we had to swim fully submerged to reach the other side. I sheepishly stripped down my armor and blushed when I saw [name] peek at me. I know that I am attractive, and the men in stormreach are drawn to me, but I try to ignore it as much as I can. Blush none the less I did though.
When we reached the other side, we encountered the leader of the kobold band. He was a tough little guy and [name] bashed at him for a good 5 minutes. It was a tough fight and I found myself holding my breath a few times as the fight raged on. I called upon my divine power to heal his wounds that he recieved from the kobolds pike. We finally were able to slay the monster and bring the sewer back to order. As we climbed out of the sewer into the fresh air, I was able to smell just how dirty I was. I am going to head straight for the bath house and strip down so I can scrub the nastyness off of my slender body. I might even let a cute guy help me out...
